One day a box showed up on the front porch, addressed to my husband.
In it was a head scratcher, from his dad.
My husband tried it, and wasn't moved. He handed it to me.
And I was transported.
Go out and get this, immediately. It is cheap. It is small. It is attractive. And it will make your eyes roll back and your shoulders fall and your mouth hang open with the kind of relaxation expensive spas are made of.
I spent most of last night unable to open my eyes or form a sentence or stop rhythmically stroking my scalp with it.
I would buy it for $100, but luckily for everyone, it only costs $6:
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